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Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!
by 'Old'SeaDog Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 8:58
I went for a job as a grave digger the other day......the guys name was Phil Graves !!
Our local greengrocer, Tom Arto...is also a passivist....he's always going around shouting...Give peas a chance !!
I was offered a job at our local archery range, turned it down though......Too many targets !!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paellas and 3 sombreros......I thought to myself....Hispanic buying !!
My apologies...but I couldn't resist !!
Our local greengrocer, Tom Arto...is also a passivist....he's always going around shouting...Give peas a chance !!
I was offered a job at our local archery range, turned it down though......Too many targets !!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paellas and 3 sombreros......I thought to myself....Hispanic buying !!
My apologies...but I couldn't resist !!
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Re: Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!
by pittstop Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 9:00
AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Re: Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!
by Barbs Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 17:59
pittstop wrote:AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Re: Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!
by 'Old'SeaDog Thu 3 Dec 2020 - 17:10
I've been invited to the local RNLI Christmas party...
They really know how to push the boat out !
They really know how to push the boat out !
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Re: Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!
by pittstop Mon 21 Dec 2020 - 15:44
Man goes to optician.
What can you see says the optician.
I see lockdowns, failing businesses; Government in chaos; rising infection rates.
WELL DONE: You have 2020 vision!!
What can you see says the optician.
I see lockdowns, failing businesses; Government in chaos; rising infection rates.
WELL DONE: You have 2020 vision!!
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Re: Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!
by 'Old'SeaDog Mon 21 Dec 2020 - 16:27
And you groaned at my efforts Pittstop !!!
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