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Jokes to make you groan during lockdown 2 !!

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Post by 'Old'SeaDog Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 8:58

I went for a job as a grave digger the other day......the guys name was Phil Graves !!
Our local greengrocer, Tom Arto...is also a passivist....he's always going around shouting...Give peas a chance !!
I was offered a job at our local archery range, turned it down though......Too many targets !!
Just got back from my local Tesco. I saw a bloke buying 4 crates of San Miguel, 5 Paellas and 3 sombreros......I thought to myself....Hispanic buying !! 😊

My apologies...but I couldn't resist !!
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Post by pittstop Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 9:00

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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Post by Barbs Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 17:59

@pittstop wrote:AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
lol!
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Post by 'Old'SeaDog Thu 3 Dec 2020 - 17:10

I've been invited to the local RNLI Christmas party...
They really know how to push the boat out ! 😂
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Post by pittstop Mon 21 Dec 2020 - 15:44

Man goes to optician.

What can you see says the optician.

I see lockdowns, failing businesses; Government in chaos; rising infection rates.


WELL DONE: You have 2020 vision!!
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Post by 'Old'SeaDog Mon 21 Dec 2020 - 16:27

And you groaned at my efforts Pittstop !!! 😂😂😂😂
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