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Post by renton beersworth on Thu 19 Mar 2020 - 19:31

So there I was, doing the Lambeth Walk, toward my local pub, carrying my "Old Cock Linnet"

Managing to dodge the gun towers and boiling oil that had been placed by the villagers to repel "The Enemy"  A.K.A. "The Virus"

I arrived to find the place closed T.F.N.

So without benefit of a little alcohol, how am I supposed to "Knees up mother Brown"

Oh, and another thing, I am going to fair miss the "Chef Special" boiled beef and carrots.

STOP PRESS :  Rumours that my wife Maggie is throwing out toilet rolls to make room for Long Life milk bottles are greatly exaggerated.

Ah well back to the house to put up the blackout curtains.

Cheerio for now. Very Happy R.B.

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Post by pittstop on Fri 20 Mar 2020 - 8:34

Rumours that my wife has thrown ME out to extend the life of our store cupboard may become true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Barbs on Fri 20 Mar 2020 - 13:38

good to know Virus doesn't kill a sense of humour.

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Post by Barbs on Sun 17 May 2020 - 10:31

Hope everyone is coping with this horrible Virus.


Thought January was a good time to retire,  not quite what I in mind but decorating is getting done and garden now has a nice new path made from railway sleepers and no I didn't nick them. LOL

Stay safe but enjoy your Wind

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