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Probably not the right area....

Post by Araf on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 10:54

but my sense of humour made me put it here. Smile

A little old lady goes to see the doc...

"Doctor, I've got constant TERRIBLE flatulence, but it's silent and it doesn't smell"

"OK" replies the doctor "Take these pills and come back and see me in a week"

A week later she returns "Doctor, I've still got the terrible flatulance, it's still silent, but now it smells AWFUL"

"OK" grimaces the doc "That's sorted your sense of smell, now lets work on your hearing!"

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Re: Probably not the right area....

Post by Barbs on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 12:09

very good bounce
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Post by skippy on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 13:09

Not the same wind but funny none the less hehe
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Post by Barbs on Tue 24 Mar 2015 - 15:30

It was a very windy day and a little old lady was standing at the corner using both of her hands to hold her hat on while the wind was blowing her skirt up.
A very dignified gentleman approached her and said, "Ma'am, you really should be ashamed of yourself, allowing your skirt to blow around while you stand here holding onto your hat."
"Listen mister," she replied, "everything under this skirt is seventy-five years old, but the hat is brand new!"


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Re: Probably not the right area....

Post by Barbs on Wed 25 Mar 2015 - 9:37

My joke wasn't that bad.....
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Post by skippy on Wed 25 Mar 2015 - 10:04

As bad as some of my own lol
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Post by Barbs on Wed 25 Mar 2015 - 10:27

I'll try harder Sad
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Post by Barbs on Thu 26 Mar 2015 - 11:09

A car called Wind: so many jokes, so little time.

So blowing in from France is this new Renault, a convertible with a retractable hard-top that closes in 12 seconds when it gets too, er, windy.

Based on the Twingo, the Wind will be propelled by a choice of two petrol engines, a 100bhp 1.2-litre unit and the 133bhp 1.6-litre powerplant from the Renaultsport Twingo. That roof means that it will probably be too heavy to go like stink, but it should breeze along, even if it is no Scirocco.

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Post by skippy on Thu 26 Mar 2015 - 15:30

Went into a car body shop for new bumpers and asked the guy if he has anything for a wind and he handed me a kite
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Re: Probably not the right area....

Post by Barbs on Thu 26 Mar 2015 - 16:37

Fair swop but I hope it was a big kite.....
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Post by Barbs on Thu 9 Apr 2015 - 12:34

Whats the difference between weather and climate? A. You can t weather a tree, but you can climate!

What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.


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