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Just a little funny

Post by Barbs on Sat 13 Feb 2016 - 6:37

A blind man enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender,
“Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says,
“Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
 
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Post by Barbs on Thu 27 Oct 2016 - 6:27




The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Fishing" replied the old man....

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent said, "Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskeys, the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth" said the old man.
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Re: Just a little funny

Post by Araf on Fri 4 Nov 2016 - 18:16

Do you think mountains are funny?

I think they're hill areas. Wink

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Post by Barbs on Fri 4 Nov 2016 - 19:13

Oh dear you always said mine were bad. ok the were....are....
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Post by Barbs on Fri 16 Dec 2016 - 9:21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWFH1Y0WocI&sns=em
Charity single from Yorkshire hope you enjoy
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