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Jokes to brighten your day

Post by Barbs on Tue 25 Aug 2015 - 12:13

The top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe
1. "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free" - Darren Walsh
2. "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3. "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4. "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" - Masai Graham
5. "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go" - Dave Green
6. "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas" - Mark Nelson
7. "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day" - Tom Parry
8. "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane
9. "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle" - Simon Munnery
10. "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..." - Grace The Child (a 12 year old)
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Post by Barbs on Tue 25 Aug 2015 - 12:14

Crikey. Poundland given clearance to take over the 99p Stores.
To be honest, I don't expect much change.

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Post by Araf on Thu 27 Aug 2015 - 23:28

Are these Skippy's jokes?  Razz

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Post by Barbs on Fri 28 Aug 2015 - 6:42

Can't blame Skip for these lol

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